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Standard Disclaimer
Add applicable sales tax if your state is listed below. Any
resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
Apply only to affected area. Approved for veterans. As seen on TV.
At participating locations only. Avoid contact with skin. Batteries
not included. Beware of dog. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance
of agreement. Breaking seal voids all warranties. Colors may fade.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Contents
may settle during shipment. Current at time of printing. Do not
fold, spindle or mutilate. Do not open with knife or other sharp
blade. Do not stack more than 4 high. Do not stamp. Do not try this
at home unless you are a trained professional. Do not use while
operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Do not wear loose
fitting clothing. Do not write above this line. Do not write below
this line. Do not write in box. Edited for television. Elvis has
left the building. Employees and their families are not eligible.
Falling rock. For off-road use only. For office use only. For
recreational use only. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. I
am not a lawyer. If condition persists, consult your physician.
Keep away from fire or flames. Limited time offer, call now to
ensure prompt delivery. May be too intense for some viewers. No
animals were harmed in producing this disclaimer. No other warranty
expressed or implied. No postage necessary if mailed in the United
States. No purchase necessary. No user-serviceable parts inside.
Non-recyclable. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Not
available in stores. Not available via mailorder. Not real gold;
may tarnish skin. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental
or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or
failure to perform. Objects in mirror may be closer than they
appear. One size fits all. Penalty for commercial use. Penalty for
industrial use. Penalty for private use. Please remain seated until
the ride has come to a complete stop. Point away from self and
others when opening. Post office will not deliver without postage.
Price does not include taxes. Processed at location stamped in code
at top of carton. Ready mixed, do not add water. Replace with same
type. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to
forward. Sanitized for your protection. See label for sequence.
Serving suggestion only. Simulated wood grain finish. Slightly
higher west of the Mississippi. Slippery when wet. Sold by weight,
not volume. Some assembly required. Some equipment shown is
optional. Subject to change without notice. Substantial penalty for
early withdrawal. This is not an offer to sell securities. This
product is meant for educational purposes only. This supersedes all
previous notices. Times approximate. Unofficial results. Use only
as directed. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Void where
prohibited. Wear safety goggles and apron. You need not be present
to win. Your canceled check is your receipt. Your mileage may vary.
This document is maintained by Russ Rew
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